Why I need a car

Noone has suffered as much as I have when it comes to public transport. Yes, public transport is a great service overseas but South Africa is a different story.So I have compiled a list for God of ten reasons why having a car wouldnt be such a bad idea:


• You wait for a century for a taxi that looks like will get you to your destination safely

• The music Is playing so loud even your thoughts are vibrating

• Then you sit next to some guy who smells GREAT (not) who makes small talk at every chance given

• You have to count  your change and you happened to hate math in high school (like what the hell is  R20-R7)

• They always drop you off at least five minutes walk before your desired destination

• They make you sit at the back because you are “skinny” with three folks three times your size

• Some idiot will open the window when its freaking zero degrees outside

• They always play the nice songs just before you jump off

• People who know they are likely to jump off first sit at the back, and everyone has to move up for them

• You are praying for dear life for the duration of your ride like where the hell did these people get their licenses from?!

So God,  If you are reading, I really need a car. I am not being picky but a peugeot 308 CC would do just fine for starters.

Thanks,
Your loving humble daughter, Me!